this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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