your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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