so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
