Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
North Korea, Best Korea!
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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