On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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