I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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