Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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