She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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