she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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