they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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