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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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