Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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