Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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