my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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