the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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