He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My pussy is not your playground.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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