gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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