If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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