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I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.

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(+91): View more from India

Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.

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what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.

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(408): View more from California

I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass

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(309): View more from Illinois

Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.

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(650): View more from California

i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.

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(727): View more from Florida

Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?

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(319): View more from Iowa

He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie

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