If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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