Porn is love you can see.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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