walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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