I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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