All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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