I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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