Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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