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HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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