bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
how do flat chested girls get laid?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just gargled with NyQuil
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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