Dual....:-)
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
