Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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