I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
