Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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