i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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