I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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