No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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