Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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