It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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