At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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