i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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