I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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