But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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