Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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