Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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