Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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