shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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