My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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