you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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