But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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