I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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