Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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