id be glad to
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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