I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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