heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I am naked and annoyed.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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