Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
